Number your 12 favourite characters from Naruto and then answer the questions...

1) Lee
2) Gai
3) Tsunade
4) Kankurou
5) Shino
6) Kiba
7) Jiraiya
8) Neji
9) Tenten
10) Sakura (TIME SKIP ONLY)
11) Shikamaru
12) Chouji


1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Kiba and Shikamaru? No, and not really.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
FUCKIN SEXY AS HELL!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Chouji got Neji pregnant?!?
I think the universe would implode.

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?
Yeah, a NejiLeeTen one that was pretty good, and an adorable KankuTen that got me kinda hooked.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Gai and Kiba? HELLS YEAH!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Shino/Tenten or Shino and Sakura? I prefer Five/six SHINOKIBA

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Tsunade and Sakura?! Well this shouldn't be too hard....
"Things get steamy when Tsunade decides to teach Sakura a "special technique!!!! and then is arrested for pedophelia....

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
OMG NEJILEE!!! OF COURSE! Only the fluffiest fluff ever!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Jiraiya and Chouji... "More to love?"

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Kankurou to deflower Lee?! 8D...
Kankurou notices Lee's feelings for his demented little brother, and decides to stop him from doing something stupid. With RAPEAGE!
Good lord, I think I just found a new fandom.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hentai?
Probably, Tsunade's pretty popular.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Shikamaru? Who doesn't?

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Gai/Kankurou/Shino??? God I hope not.
Probably though, all the dirty minds on DA *Goes to check*

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sakura...
She'd probably go all inner Sakura and accidentally crush someone to death.

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Neji... "Macarena"
Seriously, it totally works.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Lee, Kiba, Chouji.
CRACK OVERDOSE!!!

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Sakura to Gai!? XD
"Gai, you sexy beast! Let's go celebrate our YOOOOUUUUTH!...in bed"
Oh, it would work.

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Shino, Not too long ago. Of course Kiba was on top of him in it...>

20. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Kiba?
...bugs. <3

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Shikamaru shag Tenten? Probably both.
But Chouji would be heartbroken!

22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Tsunade and Jiraiya! (weird coincidence)
Tsunade FO SHO

23. “(1)Lee and (7)Jiraiya are in a happy relationship until (9)Tenten suddenly runs off with (4)Kankurou (1)Lee, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11)shikamaru and a brief unhappy affair with (12)Chouji, then follows the wise advice of (5)Shino and finds true love with (3)Tsunade.”
So to review...
Lee/Jiraiya 8*
Tenten/Lee
Tenten/Kankurou
Lee/Shikamaru
Lee/Chouji weird...
Lee/Tsunade
XD



What title would you give this fic?
Crack OD

That was fun!!! I'm totally gonna do this again!
Random numbering this time!

Number your 12 favourite characters from Naruto and then answer the questions...
New people!

1.)Neji
2.)Kankurou
3.)Tenten
4.)Sakura (timeskip)
5.)Lee
6.)Chouji
7.)Shino
8.)Gai
9.)Hinata
10.)Kiba
11.)Ino
12.)Shikamaru

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Chouji and Ino? Yes, it was adorable! <3

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sakura? Sure
After the timeskip...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Shikamaru got Gai pregnant??? I would die laughing

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?
Yeah a couple of KibaHinas and a ShinoHina. They were pretty cute

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Kankurou and Chouji? Ha ha, yeah!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Lee/Hinata or Lee/Kiba?
Probably Lee/Kiba, just because of the added boylove bonus.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Tenten and Kiba?
Kiba is heartbroken at the upcoming wedding between one Hyuuga Hinata and Aburame Shino. At the same time Tenten's world is turned upside down at the announcement of her two other teammates "unconventional relationship". Will these two lonely ninja find comfort in eachother's arms?
Ha ha CHEESY!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
NejiGai?? I don't think so. and trust me, I've looked. Seriously.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Shino/Shikamaru.
"You're smart, I'm smart, let's get it on."

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Sakura to deflower Neji? Ha ha!
Probably Naruto turns out to be gay, or die or somehow disappear after him and Sakura have a relationship, and Sasuke dies too. Because...I hate him. Around age 21 She's assigned to a new 5 ninja squad, consisting of Lee, Neji, Tenten, Sai and herself. Sai's gay (obviously), Tenten and Lee are dating, and Neji. Who's a 22 year old sexually frustrated virgin. Until Sakura comes around

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hentai?
Yeah, couple of Kibahina, TenLee fans.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ino. I think so.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Kankurou/Sakura/Lee? Hopefully not.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Kiba, heh heh YAHOO!
Or "SHINO!"
I bet he'd growl too...<3

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Gai! ..."MACHO MAN!"

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Neji, Chouji, Shikamaru
Warning: Canon+one

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Kiba to Kankurou?
"Oh Kankurou! Thank you for saving me, however can I repay you..."

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
About Lee! Pretty recently, he is my favorite after all!

20. What is Six's super-secret kink?
hmmm...Chouji?
He likes smart people.
and ponytails....

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Ino shag Hinata??? Ha ha
YES! Drunk and sober!

22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Shino and Tenten?
Who knows!

23. “(1)Neji and (7)Shino are in a happy relationship until (9)Hinata suddenly runs off with (4)Kankurou (1)Neji, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11)Sakura and a brief unhappy affair with (12)Ino, then follows the wise advice of (5)Lee and finds true love with (3)Tenten.”
Lame, too much straightness.

What title would you give this fic?
...too much straightness?

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